Use Condoms

Saw a great German TV commercial. It's a young dad at his wit's end. He's with his 3 year old son at a market (first big mistake). The kid is begging, crying, pleading, and yelling. He wants candy, sweets, cookies. He then starts crying and yelling hysterically. People are aghast at the spectacle in the aisle. What did the horrible dad do now to this poor little, defenseless kid? He's crying, rolling on the floor, arching his back, screaming out loud. Cut to dad. He looks pitiful and bedraggled. Then the tagline: WEAR CONDOMS